2009 Β· Week 1

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Team I Like Sandwich rolls Team Dills Dynamos 144-85

  • Team I Like Sandwich had the week's top score: 144 pts.
  • Team I Like Sandwich beat Team Dills Dynamos by 59, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Lawrenceville United beat Circle K Polar Pops by 2, the closest game of the week.
  • KMARTS NiteShift started Anthony Fasano and he scored -1.
  • T-Bird Pays for sex won even though they only scored 105.
  • Circle K Polar Pops lost even though they scored 118.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreTeam I Like Sandwich144 pts
  • Low scoreThe Bad News Beers63 pts
  • BlowoutTeam I Like Sandwich+59 vs Team Dills Dynamos
  • Nail-biterLawrenceville United+2 vs Circle K Polar Pops
  • Lucky winT-Bird Pays for sexWon with 105
  • Tough lossCircle K Polar PopsLost with 118
  • Dud of the weekKMARTS NiteShiftAnthony Fasano -1 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. D/ST
    Eagles DSTBlue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas
    42
  2. RB
    Adrian PetersonTeam I Like Sandwich
    40
  3. QB
    Drew BreesSchaefers, Kurt
    36
  4. WR
    Reggie WayneBlue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas
    32
  5. WR
    Santonio HolmesT-Bird Pays for sex
    28

After week 1

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Team I Like Sandwich1-0 –
  2. 2Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas1-0 –
  3. 3Team Shitsweak1-0 –
  4. 4Lawrenceville United1-0 –
  5. 5Schaefers, Kurt1-0 –
  6. 6T-Bird Pays for sex1-0 –
  7. 7Circle K Polar Pops0-1 –
  8. 8Team Intervention0-1 –
  9. 9Team Dills Dynamos0-1 –
  10. 10Team Dirty Birds0-1 –
  11. 11KMARTS NiteShift0-1 –
  12. 12The Bad News Beers0-1 –

Simulated after week 1

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • The Bad News Beers50% β†’ 21%-29
  • KMARTS NiteShift51% β†’ 23%-28
  • Team I Like Sandwich50% β†’ 75%+26
  • Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas50% β†’ 75%+25
  • Team Dirty Birds50% β†’ 27%-23
  • Team Dills Dynamos49% β†’ 30%-20

On the bubble (25–75%): Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas, Lawrenceville United, Schaefers, Kurt, Team Shitsweak, T-Bird Pays for sex, Circle K Polar Pops, Team Intervention, Team Dills Dynamos, Team Dirty Birds.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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