2011 Β· Week 1

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KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos beats coors light slaughterhouse 144-124

  • Deliver us from Evil. Amendola had the week's top score: 146 pts.
  • KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos beat coors light slaughterhouse by 20, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Krack beat Mean Machine by 3, the closest game of the week.
  • HAIRY BALSAGNA started Jared Cook and he scored 1.
  • Bad News Bucks won even though they only scored 97.
  • The Flapjacks lost even though they scored 130.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreDeliver us from Evil. Amendola146 pts
  • Low scoreSchaefers91 pts
  • BlowoutKmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos+20 vs coors light slaughterhouse
  • Nail-biterKrack+3 vs Mean Machine
  • Lucky winBad News BucksWon with 97
  • Tough lossThe FlapjacksLost with 130
  • Dud of the weekHAIRY BALSAGNAJared Cook 1 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. QB
    Tom BradyHAIRY BALSAGNA
    42
  2. WR
    Wes WelkerDeliver us from Evil. Amendola
    39
  3. QB
    Drew BreesThe Flapjacks
    33
  4. WR
    Kenny BrittMean Machine
    33
  5. RB
    Ray RiceNone
    30

After week 1

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Deliver us from Evil. Amendola1-0 –
  2. 2KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos1-0 –
  3. 3|\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem1-0 –
  4. 4 Krack1-0 –
  5. 5The Flapjacks0-1 –
  6. 6HAIRY BALSAGNA1-0 –
  7. 7coors light slaughterhouse0-1 –
  8. 8Mean Machine0-1 –
  9. 9Bad News Bucks1-0 –
  10. 10Stuart Scott's Eye0-1 –
  11. 11Suck My Ditka0-1 –
  12. 12 Schaefers0-1 –

Simulated after week 1

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • Schaefers50% β†’ 21%-29
  • Deliver us from Evil. Amendola49% β†’ 76%+27
  • KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos50% β†’ 76%+26
  • Suck My Ditka52% β†’ 33%-18
  • Stuart Scott's Eye48% β†’ 36%-12
  • |\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem50% β†’ 60%+11

On the bubble (25–75%): |\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem, HAIRY BALSAGNA, Krack, The Flapjacks, coors light slaughterhouse, Mean Machine, Bad News Bucks, Stuart Scott's Eye, Suck My Ditka.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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