SFFL 2026 Season (Year 18)SFFL ’26

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2009 · Week 2

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T-Bird Pays for sex rolls Team I Like Sandwich 137-80

  • Team Dills Dynamos had the week's top score: 152 pts.
  • T-Bird Pays for sex beat Team I Like Sandwich by 57, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Circle K Polar Pops beat Team Dirty Birds by 4, the closest game of the week.
  • Lawrenceville United started Greg Jennings and he scored 0.
  • Schaefers, Kurt won even though they only scored 114.
  • Team Dirty Birds lost even though they scored 140.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreTeam Dills Dynamos152 pts
  • Low scoreTeam Intervention78 pts
  • BlowoutT-Bird Pays for sex+57 vs Team I Like Sandwich
  • Nail-biterCircle K Polar Pops+4 vs Team Dirty Birds
  • Lucky winSchaefers, KurtWon with 114
  • Tough lossTeam Dirty BirdsLost with 140
  • Dud of the weekLawrenceville UnitedGreg Jennings 0 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. RB
    Chris JohnsonThe Bad News Beers
    60
  2. RB
    Frank GoreCircle K Polar Pops
    49
  3. WR
    Andre JohnsonT-Bird Pays for sex
    38
  4. TE
    Dallas ClarkTeam Dills Dynamos
    33
  5. QB
    Matt SchaubTeam Dirty Birds
    30

After week 2

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Circle K Polar Pops1-1 ▲6
  2. 2Team Shitsweak2-0 ▲1
  3. 3T-Bird Pays for sex2-0 ▲3
  4. 4Schaefers, Kurt2-0 ▲1
  5. 5Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas1-1 ▼3
  6. 6Team Dills Dynamos1-1 ▲3
  7. 7Team I Like Sandwich1-1 ▼6
  8. 8Lawrenceville United1-1 ▼4
  9. 9Team Dirty Birds0-2 ▲1
  10. 10KMARTS NiteShift1-1 ▲1
  11. 11The Bad News Beers0-2 ▲1
  12. 12Team Intervention0-2 ▼4

Simulated after week 2

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • Team Dills Dynamos30% → 56%+27
  • Team I Like Sandwich75% → 49%-26
  • Team Intervention48% → 22%-25
  • Lawrenceville United65% → 42%-23
  • T-Bird Pays for sex56% → 74%+18
  • Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas75% → 59%-16

On the bubble (25–75%): T-Bird Pays for sex, Team Shitsweak, Schaefers, Kurt, Circle K Polar Pops, Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas, Team Dills Dynamos, Team I Like Sandwich, Lawrenceville United, KMARTS NiteShift, Team Dirty Birds.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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