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2011 · Week 2

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coors light slaughterhouse rolls Mean Machine 181-104

  • coors light slaughterhouse had the week's top score: 181 pts.
  • coors light slaughterhouse beat Mean Machine by 77, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Krack beat KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos by 13, the closest game of the week.
  • Mean Machine started Plaxico Burress and he scored 0.
  • Schaefers won even though they only scored 130.
  • KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos lost even though they scored 120.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scorecoors light slaughterhouse181 pts
  • Low scoreStuart Scott's Eye90 pts
  • Blowoutcoors light slaughterhouse+77 vs Mean Machine
  • Nail-biterKrack+13 vs KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos
  • Lucky winSchaefersWon with 130
  • Tough lossKmartNightShift 2: Los MuertosLost with 120
  • Dud of the weekMean MachinePlaxico Burress 0 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. WR
    Miles AustinNone
    44
  2. WR
    Vincent JacksonKrack
    39
  3. QB
    Tom BradyHAIRY BALSAGNA
    33
  4. RB
    Darren McFaddenHAIRY BALSAGNA
    31
  5. RB
    Jahvid BestNone
    29

After week 2

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Deliver us from Evil. Amendola2-0 –
  2. 2coors light slaughterhouse1-1 ▲5
  3. 3|\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem2-0 –
  4. 4HAIRY BALSAGNA2-0 ▲2
  5. 5 Krack2-0 ▼1
  6. 6KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos1-1 ▼4
  7. 7The Flapjacks0-2 ▼2
  8. 8 Schaefers1-1 ▲4
  9. 9Mean Machine0-2 ▼1
  10. 10Suck My Ditka0-2 ▲1
  11. 11Bad News Bucks1-1 ▼2
  12. 12Stuart Scott's Eye0-2 ▼2

Simulated after week 2

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • coors light slaughterhouse44% → 74%+30
  • Stuart Scott's Eye36% → 14%-22
  • HAIRY BALSAGNA58% → 77%+18
  • The Flapjacks55% → 40%-15
  • Bad News Bucks41% → 27%-14
  • Mean Machine42% → 29%-13

On the bubble (25–75%): coors light slaughterhouse, |\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem, Krack, KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos, The Flapjacks, Schaefers, Suck My Ditka, Mean Machine, Bad News Bucks.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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