2009 Β· Week 8

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Team Dirty Birds rolls The Bad News Beers 137-93

  • Team Dirty Birds had the week's top score: 137 pts.
  • Team Dirty Birds beat The Bad News Beers by 44, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Circle K Polar Pops beat Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas by 19, the closest game of the week.
  • T-Bird Pays for sex started Steve Slaton and he scored 1.
  • Lawrenceville United won even though they only scored 109.
  • Schaefers, Kurt lost even though they scored 111.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreTeam Dirty Birds137 pts
  • Low scoreT-Bird Pays for sex80 pts
  • BlowoutTeam Dirty Birds+44 vs The Bad News Beers
  • Nail-biterCircle K Polar Pops+19 vs Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas
  • Lucky winLawrenceville UnitedWon with 109
  • Tough lossSchaefers, KurtLost with 111
  • Dud of the weekT-Bird Pays for sexSteve Slaton 1 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. RB
    Chris JohnsonThe Bad News Beers
    46
  2. RB
    Maurice Jones-DrewLawrenceville United
    34
  3. D/ST
    Bears DSTTeam I Like Sandwich
    33
  4. WR
    Reggie WayneBlue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas
    32
  5. QB
    Aaron RodgersBlue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas
    28

After week 8

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Team I Like Sandwich5-3 β–²2
  2. 2Team Dirty Birds5-3 β–²3
  3. 3Team Shitsweak6-2 β–Ό2
  4. 4Lawrenceville United6-2 –
  5. 5Circle K Polar Pops3-5 β–²5
  6. 6KMARTS NiteShift5-3 β–Ό4
  7. 7Team Intervention4-4 β–²2
  8. 8Team Dills Dynamos4-4 –
  9. 9Schaefers, Kurt4-4 β–Ό3
  10. 10T-Bird Pays for sex3-5 β–Ό3
  11. 11Blue Lagoon's Blue Baracudas2-6 –
  12. 12The Bad News Beers1-7 –

Simulated after week 8

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • T-Bird Pays for sex45% β†’ 14%-30
  • Team I Like Sandwich62% β†’ 81%+19
  • Schaefers, Kurt73% β†’ 58%-15
  • Team Dirty Birds66% β†’ 79%+13
  • KMARTS NiteShift88% β†’ 75%-12
  • Circle K Polar Pops19% β†’ 31%+12

On the bubble (25–75%): Schaefers, Kurt, Team Dills Dynamos, Team Intervention, Circle K Polar Pops.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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