2011 Β· Week 8

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Schaefers rolls coors light slaughterhouse 189-109

  • Schaefers had the week's top score: 189 pts.
  • Schaefers beat coors light slaughterhouse by 80, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Stuart Scott's Eye beat Suck My Ditka by 17, the closest game of the week.
  • Krack started BenJarvus Green-Ellis and he scored 0.
  • KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos won even though they only scored 85.
  • Mean Machine lost even though they scored 113.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreSchaefers189 pts
  • Low scoreThe Flapjacks59 pts
  • BlowoutSchaefers+80 vs coors light slaughterhouse
  • Nail-biterStuart Scott's Eye+17 vs Suck My Ditka
  • Lucky winKmartNightShift 2: Los MuertosWon with 85
  • Tough lossMean MachineLost with 113
  • Dud of the weekKrackBenJarvus Green-Ellis 0 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. RB
    Steven JacksonSchaefers
    34
  2. RB
    Ray RiceNone
    34
  3. RB
    LeSean McCoyNone
    33
  4. D/ST
    Lions DSTHAIRY BALSAGNA
    32
  5. RB
    Adrian PetersonSchaefers
    32

After week 8

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Deliver us from Evil. Amendola7-1 –
  2. 2|\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem6-2 –
  3. 3 Schaefers4-4 β–²2
  4. 4Stuart Scott's Eye6-2 –
  5. 5 Krack5-3 β–Ό2
  6. 6HAIRY BALSAGNA5-3 β–²3
  7. 7coors light slaughterhouse1-7 –
  8. 8KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos4-4 –
  9. 9Mean Machine3-5 β–²2
  10. 10The Flapjacks3-5 β–Ό4
  11. 11Suck My Ditka3-5 β–Ό1
  12. 12Bad News Bucks1-7 –

Simulated after week 8

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • Schaefers42% β†’ 66%+24
  • Krack94% β†’ 76%-18
  • The Flapjacks56% β†’ 38%-17
  • HAIRY BALSAGNA44% β†’ 54%+9
  • |\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem87% β†’ 96%+9
  • KmartNightShift 2: Los Muertos29% β†’ 23%-6

On the bubble (25–75%): Schaefers, HAIRY BALSAGNA, Mean Machine, The Flapjacks.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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