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2016 · Week 5

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PETE TOP KEVIN BOTTOM beats Monday Nightshift 138-103

  • Suck My Ditka had the week's top score: 159 pts.
  • PETE TOP KEVIN BOTTOM beat Monday Nightshift by 35, the biggest margin of the week.
  • PIMPELY BALSAGNA beat The Beefalo's by 17, the closest game of the week.
  • Suck My Ditka started Jeremy Hill and he scored 1.
  • CREAM of the crop won even though they only scored 101.
  • Jack Reachers lost even though they scored 131.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreSuck My Ditka159 pts
  • Low scoreMSIDE's Year83 pts
  • BlowoutPETE TOP KEVIN BOTTOM+35 vs Monday Nightshift
  • Nail-biterPIMPELY BALSAGNA+17 vs The Beefalo's
  • Lucky winCREAM of the cropWon with 101
  • Tough lossJack ReachersLost with 131
  • Dud of the weekSuck My DitkaJeremy Hill 1 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. QB
    Tom BradyThe Beefalo's
    34
  2. WR
    Sammie CoatesJack Reachers
    34
  3. RB
    Ezekiel ElliottNone
    34
  4. WR
    T.Y. HiltonSuck My Ditka
    33
  5. RB
    David Johnson. Krack
    32

After week 5

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Suck My Ditka3-1-1 ▲3
  2. 2Lawrenceville United2-2-1 –
  3. 3PIMPELY BALSAGNA2-3 ▲4
  4. 4Keystone St. Of Mind 3-2 ▼3
  5. 5. Krack2-3 ▲5
  6. 6Jack Reachers3-2 ▼1
  7. 7The Beefalo's 2-3 ▼1
  8. 8CREAM of the crop4-1 ▼5
  9. 9|\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem1-4 ▼1
  10. 10PETE TOP KEVIN BOTTOM1-4 ▲2
  11. 11Monday Nightshift3-2 ▼2
  12. 12MSIDE's Year3-2 ▼1

Simulated after week 5

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • Suck My Ditka61% → 82%+22
  • MSIDE's Year53% → 35%-18
  • Keystone St. Of Mind84% → 68%-17
  • PIMPELY BALSAGNA26% → 41%+15
  • . Krack43% → 57%+14
  • Monday Nightshift55% → 42%-14

On the bubble (25–75%): Jack Reachers, Keystone St. Of Mind, Lawrenceville United, . Krack, Monday Nightshift, PIMPELY BALSAGNA, The Beefalo's, MSIDE's Year.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

No moves recorded this week.

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