2022 Β· Week 8

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UNDESCENDED BALSAGNA rolls The Beefalo's 147-100

  • Monday Nightshift had the week's top score: 161 pts.
  • UNDESCENDED BALSAGNA beat The Beefalo's by 47, the biggest margin of the week.
  • Brick Squad beat Suck My Ditka by 4, the closest game of the week.
  • Lawrenceville United left D'Onta Foreman on their bench and he scored 31.
  • Mr McGibblets started Rashod Bateman and he scored 0.
  • Lawrenceville United won even though they only scored 113.

Final scores

Results

All games

Weekly honors

Awards desk

  • Top scoreMonday Nightshift161 pts
  • Low scoreKeystone St. Of Mind88 pts
  • BlowoutUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA+47 vs The Beefalo's
  • Nail-biterBrick Squad+4 vs Suck My Ditka
  • Lucky winLawrenceville UnitedWon with 113
  • Tough lossSuck My DitkaLost with 124
  • Bench blunderLawrenceville UnitedD'Onta Foreman 31 on bench
  • Dud of the weekMr McGibbletsRashod Bateman 0 pts

Starters only

Stars of the week

  1. RB
    Alvin KamaraJack Reachers
    42
  2. WR
    A.J. BrownJack Reachers
    39
  3. RB
    Christian McCaffreyUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    39
  4. RB
    Derrick HenryMonday Nightshift
    39
  5. RB
    Tony PollardMonday Nightshift
    36

After week 8

Power rankings

Standings
  1. 1Jack Reachers7-1 –
  2. 2Brick Squad6-2 –
  3. 3UNDESCENDED BALSAGNA5-3 β–²4
  4. 4Suck My Ditka4-3-1 β–²2
  5. 5|\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem5-3 β–Ό2
  6. 6McPini Championship Co4-3-1 β–Ό2
  7. 7Monday Nightshift4-4 β–²1
  8. 8Keystone St. Of Mind 5-3 β–Ό3
  9. 9Saintclair (Singularity)2-6 –
  10. 10Mr McGibblets2-6 –
  11. 11The Beefalo's 1-7 –
  12. 12Lawrenceville United2-6 –

Simulated after week 8

Playoff odds movers

Odds chart
  • UNDESCENDED BALSAGNA58% β†’ 77%+20
  • Monday Nightshift18% β†’ 36%+18
  • Suck My Ditka69% β†’ 55%-14
  • |\/|cNAlR'S Mayhem88% β†’ 76%-12
  • Keystone St. Of Mind95% β†’ 86%-9
  • McPini Championship Co82% β†’ 74%-8

On the bubble (25–75%): McPini Championship Co, Suck My Ditka, Monday Nightshift.

Tuesday to Tuesday

Transaction wire

Front office

13 pickups Β· 11 drops Β· best add so far: Tyler Bass (Mr McGibblets, 78.0 pts)

  • +
    Wan'Dale RobinsonLawrenceville United
    D
  • βˆ’
    Robert WoodsLawrenceville United
  • +
    Parris CampbellMonday Nightshift
    B
  • βˆ’
    Tyrion Davis-PriceMonday Nightshift
  • +
    Daniel JonesUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    C
  • βˆ’
    Kenyan DrakeUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    D
  • +
    Tyler BassMr McGibblets
    A+
  • +
    Cade YorkMr McGibblets
    C
  • βˆ’
    Nick FolkMr McGibblets
    F
  • +
    Greg JosephLawrenceville United
    A+
  • βˆ’
    Riley PattersonLawrenceville United
    B
  • +
    Greg ZuerleinUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    B
  • βˆ’
    Harrison ButkerUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    F
  • +
    Titans D/STBrick Squad
    C
  • +
    Logan ThomasMr McGibblets
    D
  • βˆ’
    Deon JacksonMr McGibblets
    C
  • βˆ’
    Jameson WilliamsThe Beefalo's
    C
  • +
    Tre'Quan SmithThe Beefalo's
    D
  • +
    Wil LutzThe Beefalo's
    A+
  • βˆ’
    Chris BoswellThe Beefalo's
  • +
    Greg DulcichKeystone St. Of Mind
    D
  • βˆ’
    Cardinals D/STKeystone St. Of Mind
    D
  • βˆ’
    Latavius MurrayUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    F
  • +
    Donovan Peoples-JonesUNDESCENDED BALSAGNA
    A

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