Rams D/ST

2026 SFFL roster crEam D/ST · Draft

SFFL pts: 546
Starts: 57
Per start: 9.6
Best week: 26
Record as starter: 27–2156%
SFFL teams: 65 seasons used
Drafted: 10×avg rd 13.8
Left on bench: 797 weeks

Career in the SFFL

Rank = among SFFL starters at his position by points

Year	Team(s)	Drafted	Rank	GS	Pts	Avg	Best	Bench	Team W–L
2026	crEam	R13 #151	D/ST7	4	19	4.8	12	—	2–1
2025	Keystone St. Of Mind 13wBobby Schwags BALSAGNA 1w	undrafted	D/ST13	9	63	7.0	13	63 4w	5–4
2022	—	R14 #168 Mr McGibblets	—	—	—	—	—	—	—
2021	FRESH MEAT	R12 #141	D/ST5	15	136	9.1	20	4 1w	7–6
2020	Monday Nightshift	undrafted	D/ST3	15	156	10.4	22	—	8–4
2019	CREAM of the crop	R12 #135	D/ST3	14	172	12.3	26	12 2w	5–6
2018	—	R10 #111 Suck My Ditka	—	—	—	—	—	—	—
2016	—	R14 #164 Keystone St. Of Mind	—	—	—	—	—	—	—
2015	—	R15 #170 password is taco	—	—	—	—	—	—	—
2014	—	R15 #179 The Beefalo's	—	—	—	—	—	—	—
2013	—	R16 #186 Revis And Butthead	—	—	—	—	—	—	—
2011	—	R17 #197 Krack	—	—	—	—	—	—	—

Every week

vs projection (this year) or position average: <50%~100%130%+160%+bench

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17
2026	3	12	4	0
2025		8			1	20	11	0	11	10	12	20	2	7	1	13	10
2021	10	9	3	3	9	20	8	8	6	1	0	4	12	10	10	12	15
2020		9	10	12	12	0	17	7	0	16	7	18	14	22	2	5	5
2019	12	9	10	11	4	8	24	9	0	26	10	3	19	15	0	12	12

Hover a week for team, opponent and projection. A left edge marks the week he changed SFFL teams. Grey = on the bench.

SFFL journey

9 teams · 6 stints

2026 crEam Weeks 1–4 · 4 GS, 19 pts
2026 crEam Drafted in round 13 (#151 overall)
2025 Keystone St. Of Mind Weeks 5–17 · 8 GS, 55 pts · 63 benched
2025 · 10-01 Keystone St. Of Mind Fa Added
2025 · 09-17 Bobby Schwags BALSAGNA Dropped
2025 Bobby Schwags BALSAGNA Week 2 · 1 GS, 8 pts
2025 · 09-10 Bobby Schwags BALSAGNA Fa Added
2024 · 12-07 Mr McGibblets Dropped
2024 · 11-10 Mr McGibblets Fa Added
2022 · 11-16 Jack Reachers Dropped
2022 · 10-09 Jack Reachers Fa Added
2022 · 10-02 Mr McGibblets Dropped
2022 Mr McGibblets Drafted in round 14 (#168 overall)
2021 FRESH MEAT Weeks 1–17 · 15 GS, 136 pts · 4 benched
2021 FRESH MEAT Drafted in round 12 (#141 overall)
2020 Monday Nightshift Weeks 2–17 · 15 GS, 156 pts
2020 · 09-20 Monday Nightshift Fa Added
2019 CREAM of the crop Weeks 1–17 · 14 GS, 172 pts · 12 benched
2019 CREAM of the crop Drafted in round 12 (#135 overall)
2018 Suck My Ditka Drafted in round 10 (#111 overall)
2016 Keystone St. Of Mind Drafted in round 14 (#164 overall)
2015 password is taco Drafted in round 15 (#170 overall)
2014 The Beefalo's Drafted in round 15 (#179 overall)
2013 Revis And Butthead Drafted in round 16 (#186 overall)
2011 Krack Drafted in round 17 (#197 overall)

NFL production

Game log & player trends

Every NFL appearance, including games on the SFFL bench.

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Game-by-game list

57 starts · slot, NFL matchup, projection

Game	SFFL team	Slot	NFL	Proj	Pts
2026 W4	crEam	D/ST	LAR v PHI	9	0
2026 W3	crEam	D/ST	LAR v DEN	8	4
2026 W2	crEam	D/ST	LAR v NYG	9	12
2026 W1	crEam	D/ST	LAR v SF	9	3
2025 W17	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v ATL	8	10
2025 W16	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v SEA	9	13
2025 W15	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v DET	8	1
2025 W14	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v ARI	10	7
2025 W13	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v CAR	10	2
2025 W10	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v SF	10	10
2025 W9	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v NO	11	11
2025 W5	Keystone St. Of Mind	D/ST	LAR v SF	10	1
2025 W2	Bobby Schwags BALSAGNA	D/ST	LAR v TEN	10	8
2021 W17	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v BAL	9	15
2021 W16	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v MIN	7	12
2021 W15	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v SEA	8	10
2021 W14	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v ARI	8	10
2021 W13	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v JAX	9	12
2021 W10	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v SF	9	1
2021 W9	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v TEN	10	6
2021 W8	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v HOU	11	8
2021 W7	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v DET	9	8
2021 W6	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v NYG	8	20
2021 W5	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v SEA	8	9
2021 W4	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v ARI	9	3
2021 W3	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v TB	8	3
2021 W2	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v IND	9	9
2021 W1	FRESH MEAT	D/ST	LAR v CHI	10	10
2020 W17	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v SEA	9	5
2020 W16	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v SEA	9	5
2020 W15	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v NYJ	10	2
2020 W14	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v NE	9	22
2020 W13	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v ARI	9	14
2020 W12	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v SF	10	18
2020 W11	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v TB	8	7
2020 W10	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v SEA	9	16
2020 W8	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v MIA	10	7
2020 W7	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v CHI	9	17
2020 W6	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v SF	10	0
2020 W5	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v WSH	10	12
2020 W4	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v NYG	10	12
2020 W3	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v BUF	9	10
2020 W2	Monday Nightshift	D/ST	LAR v PHI	8	9
2019 W17	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v SF	8	12
2019 W16	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v SF	8	12
2019 W15	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v DAL	8	0
2019 W14	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v SEA	8	15
2019 W13	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v ARI	7	19
2019 W11	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v CHI	8	10
2019 W10	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v PIT	7	26
2019 W8	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v CIN	10	9
2019 W7	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v ATL	8	24
2019 W6	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v SF	8	8
2019 W5	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v SEA	8	4
2019 W4	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v TB	11	11
2019 W3	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v CLE	10	10
2019 W1	CREAM of the crop	D/ST	LAR v CAR	8	12

SFFL 2026 Season (Year 18)SFFL ’26

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