Manager page · since 2009 · 18 seasons

crEam

kurtschaefers, ESPNfan9403449463 · also known as CREAM of the crop, Cordarrelle Patterson, FGLP Tribute, Less Than Zero +5 more

All-time record100–111–447.4% winsregular season
Titles01 runner-up17 finished seasons
Playoff trips8of 17avg finish 7.4
Best season9–32014 · Cordarrelle Patterson1435 PF
Best week189vs Mr McGibblets2011 · Week 8
Worst week68vs Lawrenceville United2013 · Week 10

Every season at a glance

Finish timeline

  1. ’0957–5
  2. ’10123–7–2
  3. ’1166–6
  4. ’1276–6
  5. ’1375–6–1
  6. ’1469–3
  7. ’1557–5
  8. ’1667–5
  9. ’17103–9
  10. ’1828–4
  11. ’1976–6
  12. ’20122–10
  13. ’21123–9–1
  14. ’2286–7
  15. ’2394–10
  16. ’2469–5
  17. ’2567–7
  18. ’26·2–1

Champion Runner-up Made playoffs Missed · number = final place

5+ regular-season meetings

Nemesis & favorite victim

45 pts · #7 in the league

Badge case

All badges →
  • ☄️All-time week
  • 🥈So close
  • 🚀Worst to first
  • 🎩Crown collector
  • 💥Demolition ×4
  • 🪨Giant killer
  • 😅Great escape ×3
  • ⚡Hot start ×2
  • 🛡️Iron franchise
  • 🔥Monster week ×7
  • 💯Big week ×27
  • 📈Heater ×2
  • 🍀Horseshoe ×7
  • 🎟️Playoff bound ×4
  • 🥚Goose egg ×4
  • 💔Heartbreak
  • 🧊Ice cold ×2
  • 🚽Porcelain throne
  • 😤Robbed ×2
  • 🗑️Sacko ×3

Every season, one card each

Wrapped

Starter points for this franchise · 2009–26

Franchise legends

1Cam Newton QB · 4 seasons62237 GS
2DK Metcalf WR · 2021–2244732 GS
3Vincent Jackson WR · 3 seasons44529 GS
4Adam Thielen WR · 3 seasons43125 GS
5A.J. Brown WR · 2 seasons42628 GS
6Alvin Kamara RB · 2 seasons42422 GS
7Keenan Allen WR · 3 seasons39722 GS
8Joe Mixon RB · 3 seasons38526 GS
9Steelers D/ST D/ST · 2 seasons36132 GS
10Russell Wilson QB · 3 seasons32019 GS

Moves 2018–26

GM habits

Report cards →
Pickups / season
16.8
FAAB spent
$0
Trades
3
Bench pts / season
326

Best pickup ever: CeeDee Lamb (2022, 277 pts as a starter).

Rounds 1–3: RB 45% · WR 32% · QB 11% · TE 11%

First-round picks

Draft grades →
2026Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR#7
2025Christian McCaffrey RB#6
2024Breece Hall RB#3
2023Christian McCaffrey RB#2
2022Najee Harris RB#6
2021Davante Adams WR#6
2020Christian McCaffrey RB#1
2019JuJu Smith-Schuster WR#10
2018Ezekiel Elliott RB#3
2017Jay Ajayi RB#12
2016Ezekiel Elliott RB#6
2015Calvin Johnson WR#12
2014Giovani Bernard RB#9
2013Ray Rice RB#3
2012Drew Brees QB#8
2011Adrian Peterson RB#1
2010Ray Rice RB#4
2009Drew Brees QB#8

Season by season

Results

YearName that seasonW–LPFPPGPAPF rkAll-playHighLuckSeedFinish
2026 crEamkurtschaefers, ESPNfan9403449463372 PF · seed 4 2–1 372 124.0 330 4/12 74% 131 -0.2 4 In progress →
2025 crEamkurtschaefers, ESPNfan94034494631602 PF · seed 6 7–7 1602 114.4 1548 5/12 46% 144 +0.5 6 6th playoffs
2024 crEamkurtschaefers, ESPNfan94034494631634 PF · seed 5 9–5 1634 116.7 1505 8/12 54% 140 +1.3 5 6th playoffs
2023 crEamkurtschaefers, ESPNfan94034494631553 PF · seed 11 4–10 1553 110.9 1643 9/12 43% 151 -2.1 11 9th
2022 Saintclair (Singularity)kurtschaefers, ESPNfan94034494631391 PF · seed 9 6–7 1391 107.0 1514 9/12 41% 148 +0.6 9 8th
2021 Sinclair's Teamkurtschaefers, ESPNfan94034494631334 PF · seed 12 3–9–1 1334 102.6 1512 12/12 25% 136 +0.1 12 12th
2020 Sinclair's Teamkurtschaefers, ESPNFAN53725840041282 PF · seed 12 2–10 1282 106.8 1526 12/12 32% 163 -1.9 12 12th
2019 CREAM of the cropkurtschaefers, kurtsch19191474 PF · seed 7 6–6 1474 122.8 1444 5/12 53% 179 -0.4 7 7th
2018 CREAM of the cropkurtschaefers, kurtsch19191529 PF · seed 2 8–4 1529 127.4 1423 5/12 54% 162 +1.4 2 Runner-up
2017 CREAM of the cropkurtschaefers1309 PF · seed 12 3–9 1309 109.1 1429 7/12 43% 176 -2.3 12 10th
2016 CREAM of the cropkurtschaefers1377 PF · seed 3 7–5 1377 114.8 1278 8/12 45% 161 +1.6 3 6th playoffs
2015 FGLP Tributekurtschaefers1416 PF · seed 5 7–5 1416 118.0 1453 9/12 49% 165 +1.1 5 5th playoffs
2014 Cordarrelle Pattersonkurtschaefers1435 PF · seed 4 9–3 1435 119.6 1299 5/12 57% 138 +2.1 4 6th playoffs
2013 Less Than Zerokurtschaefers1268 PF · seed 8 5–6–1 1268 105.7 1245 12/12 35% 153 +1.3 8 7th
2012 Lisfranc Injurykurtschaefers1298 PF · seed 8 6–6 1298 108.2 1382 11/12 42% 134 +0.9 8 7th
2011 Schaeferskurtschaefers1371 PF · seed 6 6–6 1371 114.2 1278 5/12 51% 189 -0.2 6 6th playoffs
2010 Schaeferskurtschaefers1284 PF · seed 12 3–7–2 1284 107.0 1380 9/12 36% 158 -0.4 12 12th
2009 Schaefers, Kurtkurtschaefers1406 PF · seed 6 7–5 1406 117.2 1279 4/12 53% 135 +0.6 6 5th playoffs

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