Manager page · since 2009 · 18 seasons
Suck My Ditka
ESPNfan6923224185, bampdeez · also known as T-Bird Pays for sex
All-time record99–112–447.0% winsregular season
Titles11 runner-up17 finished seasons
Playoff trips7of 17avg finish 6.7
Best season9–52023 · Suck My Ditka1624 PF
Best week182vs Cute BALSAGNA2024 · Week 5
Worst week50vs Brick Squad2010 · Week 4
Every season at a glance
Finish timeline
- ’09103–9
- ’1084–8
- ’1183–9
- ’1267–5
- ’1347–5
- ’14125–7
- ’1586–5–1
- ’16105–6–1
- ’1736–6
- ’1876–6
- ’1995–7
- ’2046–6
- ’21105–8
- ’2296–6–1
- ’2339–5
- ’24🏆8–6
- ’2528–5–1
- ’26·0–3
Champion Runner-up Made playoffs Missed · number = final place
5+ regular-season meetings
Nemesis & favorite victim
40 pts · #12 in the league
Badge case
- 🏆Champion
- 🥈So close
- 🎩Crown collector
- 💥Demolition ×2
- 🪨Giant killer ×2
- 😅Great escape ×5
- 🛡️Iron franchise
- 🔥Monster week ×4
- 🎫Postseason regular
- 💯Big week ×40
- 📈Heater ×2
- 🍀Horseshoe ×2
- 🎟️Playoff bound ×7
- 🥚Goose egg ×6
- 💔Heartbreak ×3
- 🧊Ice cold
- 🚽Porcelain throne
- 😤Robbed ×2
- 🗑️Sacko
Every season, one card each
Wrapped
2026In progress0–3
⭐ George Kittle · 47
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2025Runner-up8–5–1
⭐ Jaxon Smith-Njigba · 345
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2024🏆 Champion8–6 · luck -1.1
⭐ Ja'Marr Chase · 389
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2023Finished 3rd9–5 · luck +1.7
⭐ Christian McCaffrey · 309
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2022Finished 9th6–6–1
⭐ Austin Ekeler · 350
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2021Finished 10th5–8
⭐ Austin Ekeler · 281
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2020Finished 4th6–6
⭐ Deshaun Watson · 363
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2019Finished 9th5–7
⭐ Patrick Mahomes · 315
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2018Finished 7th6–6
⭐ Melvin Gordon · 246
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2017Finished 3rd6–6
⭐ Julio Jones · 192
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2016Finished 10th5–6–1 · luck -1.4
⭐ Derek Carr · 214
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2015Finished 8th6–5–1
⭐ Tom Brady · 268
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2014Finished 12th5–7
⭐ Peyton Manning · 214
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2013Finished 4th7–5 · luck +1.4
⭐ Reggie Bush · 167
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2012Finished 6th7–5
⭐ Arian Foster · 217
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2011Finished 8th3–9 · luck -1.2
⭐ Matthew Stafford · 215
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2010Finished 8th4–8
⭐ Dwayne Bowe · 159
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2009Finished 10th3–9 · luck -1.9
⭐ Andre Johnson · 186
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Starter points for this franchise · 2009–26
Franchise legends
| 1 | Austin Ekeler RB · 4 seasons | 831 | 42 GS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Christian McCaffrey RB · 2 seasons | 558 | 23 GS |
| 3 | Amari Cooper WR · 3 seasons | 498 | 35 GS |
| 4 | Matthew Stafford QB · 2 seasons | 411 | 22 GS |
| 5 | Julio Jones WR · 2016–17 | 403 | 22 GS |
| 6 | Mason Crosby K · 5 seasons | 390 | 49 GS |
| 7 | Ja'Marr Chase WR · 2024 | 389 | 16 GS |
| 8 | Leonard Fournette RB · 2017–19 | 384 | 21 GS |
| 9 | Mike Evans WR · 3 seasons | 381 | 24 GS |
| 10 | Deshaun Watson QB · 2020 | 363 | 16 GS |
Moves 2018–26
GM habits
- Pickups / season
- 7.4
- FAAB spent
- $0
- Trades
- 1
- Bench pts / season
- 347
Best pickup ever: Jason Sanders (2023, 104 pts as a starter).
Rounds 1–3: RB 54% · WR 39% · QB 4% · TE 4%
First-round picks
| 2026 | Justin Jefferson WR | #10 |
|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Ashton Jeanty RB | #12 |
| 2024 | Ja'Marr Chase WR | #7 |
| 2023 | Austin Ekeler RB | #3 |
| 2022 | Austin Ekeler RB | #4 |
| 2021 | Austin Ekeler RB | #12 |
| 2020 | Ezekiel Elliott RB | #3 |
| 2019 | Saquon Barkley RB | #1 |
| 2018 | Melvin Gordon WR | #10 |
| 2017 | Julio Jones WR | #4 |
| 2016 | Julio Jones WR | #2 |
| 2015 | Jamaal Charles RB | #4 |
| 2014 | Demaryius Thomas WR | #7 |
| 2013 | Dez Bryant WR | #12 |
| 2012 | Arian Foster RB | #3 |
| 2011 | Rashard Mendenhall RB | #12 |
| 2010 | Michael Turner RB | #9 |
| 2009 | Andre Johnson WR | #3 |
Season by season
Results
| Year | Name that season | W–L | PA | PF rk | All-play | High | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Suck My DitkaESPNfan6923224185, bampdeez | 0–3 | 414 | 12/12 | 21% | 97 | In progress → |
| 2025 | Suck My DitkaESPNfan6923224185, bampdeez | 8–5–1 | 1635 | 1/12 | 63% | 160 | Runner-up |
| 2024 | Suck My DitkaESPNfan6923224185, bampdeez | 8–6 | 1714 | 1/12 | 64% | 182 | 🏆 Champion |
| 2023 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 9–5 | 1595 | 6/12 | 52% | 157 | 3rd playoffs |
| 2022 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 6–6–1 | 1503 | 8/12 | 48% | 139 | 9th |
| 2021 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 5–8 | 1566 | 11/12 | 33% | 157 | 10th |
| 2020 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 6–6 | 1547 | 5/12 | 53% | 141 | 4th playoffs |
| 2019 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 5–7 | 1421 | 10/12 | 39% | 158 | 9th |
| 2018 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 6–6 | 1533 | 5/12 | 53% | 163 | 7th |
| 2017 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 6–6 | 1251 | 5/12 | 54% | 146 | 3rd playoffs |
| 2016 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 5–6–1 | 1450 | 2/12 | 57% | 159 | 10th |
| 2015 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 6–5–1 | 1442 | 1/12 | 62% | 171 | 8th |
| 2014 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 5–7 | 1370 | 10/12 | 34% | 130 | 12th |
| 2013 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez | 7–5 | 1383 | 9/12 | 47% | 157 | 4th playoffs |
| 2012 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez, adamriker02 | 7–5 | 1373 | 5/12 | 52% | 147 | 6th playoffs |
| 2011 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez, adamriker02 | 3–9 | 1368 | 11/12 | 35% | 124 | 8th |
| 2010 | Suck My Ditkabampdeez, adamriker02 | 4–8 | 1441 | 11/12 | 40% | 171 | 8th |
| 2009 | T-Bird Pays for sexbampdeez | 3–9 | 1342 | 9/12 | 40% | 137 | 10th |